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March 21, 2026
University Statement
#satire
3 min read
March 21, 2026
Kroc Center Announces That It Is Just One More Thirteen-Hour Panel Away From Achieving World Peace
#satire
3 min read
September 26, 2025
A Visit from St. Jerome
'Twas the night before Fed-day, with debt piled high
#poetry#satire#finance
2 min read
August 20, 2025
Campus Response to Upcoming Conclave
The feelings on campus about the upcoming conclave are diverse, especially among various groups of Catholics.
#satire#notre dame#catholicism
5 min read
August 20, 2025
Fr. Dowd Promises Not to Name Anything After Himself
The newly-sworn president vowed in his inaugural address to not name any buildings, departments, centers, chairs, or coaching positions after himself.
#satire#notre dame#favorites
4 min read
August 20, 2025
Wolves in Sheep’s Clothing
Notre Dame’s Department of Animal Husbandry decided to host a symposium.
#satire#notre dame
5 min read
August 18, 2025
Rime of the Ancient Senator
#poetry#satire#politics
3 min read