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March 21, 2026

University Statement

#satire
3 min read
March 21, 2026

Kroc Center Announces That It Is Just One More Thirteen-Hour Panel Away From Achieving World Peace

#satire
3 min read
September 26, 2025

A Visit from St. Jerome

'Twas the night before Fed-day, with debt piled high

#poetry#satire#finance
2 min read
August 20, 2025

Campus Response to Upcoming Conclave

The feelings on campus about the upcoming conclave are diverse, especially among various groups of Catholics.

#satire#notre dame#catholicism
5 min read
August 20, 2025

Fr. Dowd Promises Not to Name Anything After Himself

The newly-sworn president vowed in his inaugural address to not name any buildings, departments, centers, chairs, or coaching positions after himself.

#satire#notre dame#favorites
4 min read
August 20, 2025

Wolves in Sheep’s Clothing

Notre Dame’s Department of Animal Husbandry decided to host a symposium.

#satire#notre dame
5 min read
August 18, 2025

Rime of the Ancient Senator

#poetry#satire#politics
3 min read
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