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Mar 21, 2026

University Statement

The university released the following statement on November 14: Dear members of our university community, as well as members of our community from outside the university, and all members of any commu

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Mar 21, 2026

Kroc Center Announces That It Is Just One More Thirteen-Hour Panel Away From Achieving World Peace

The Kroc Center for International Peace Studies, known worldwide for their seminars, lectures, addresses, webinars, colloquia, dialogues, keynotes, symposia, workshops, addresses, panels, fora, sympo

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Sep 26, 2025

A Visit from St. Jerome

'Twas the night before Fed-day, with debt piled high

'Twas the night before Fed-day, with debt piled high, Not a hawk to be found, not a skeptic nearby. The traders were nestled in carry so deep, While visions of rate cuts pervaded their sleep.

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Aug 20, 2025

Campus Response to Upcoming Conclave

The feelings on campus about the upcoming conclave are diverse, especially among various groups of Catholics.

In the wake of Pope Francis' death on Monday, April 21, the Church has been observing a nine-day mourning period ending on the 29th. The next conclave is expected to begin sometime between May 6th and

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Aug 20, 2025

Fr. Dowd Promises Not to Name Anything After Himself

The newly-sworn president vowed in his inaugural address to not name any buildings, departments, centers, chairs, or coaching positions after himself.

Rev. Robert A Dowd, CSC, the newly-sworn president of the University, vowed in his inaugural address on Sept. 13 to not name any buildings, departments, centers, chairs, coaching positions, initiative

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Aug 20, 2025

Wolves in Sheep’s Clothing

Notre Dame’s Department of Animal Husbandry decided to host a symposium.

Notre Dame's Department of Animal Husbandry decided to host a symposium, entitled Wolves in Sheep's Clothing, on Friday Nov. 10. First there was a family-friendly performance held in the Agricultural

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Aug 18, 2025

Rime of the Ancient Senator

It is ancient senator, One on a spending spree. "By thy sleepy gaze and rambling speech Now wherefore tax thou me? "The stack of bills is piling high; My paycheck stretches thin; I have f

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